{"id":396,"date":"2019-02-15T23:01:20","date_gmt":"2019-02-16T04:01:20","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/pire-espece.com\/bestiaire\/?p=396"},"modified":"2019-02-19T10:23:19","modified_gmt":"2019-02-19T15:23:19","slug":"le-bol-a-salade","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pire-espece.com\/bestiaire\/le-bol-a-salade\/","title":{"rendered":"Le bol \u00e0 salade"},"content":{"rendered":"\t\t<div data-elementor-type=\"wp-post\" data-elementor-id=\"396\" class=\"elementor elementor-396 elementor-bc-flex-widget\" data-elementor-post-type=\"post\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<section class=\"elementor-section elementor-top-section elementor-element elementor-element-484616b8 elementor-section-boxed elementor-section-height-default elementor-section-height-default\" data-id=\"484616b8\" data-element_type=\"section\" data-e-type=\"section\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-container elementor-column-gap-default\">\n\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-column elementor-col-50 elementor-top-column 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class=\"elementor-widget-wrap elementor-element-populated\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-69308a75 elementor-drop-cap-yes elementor-drop-cap-view-default elementor-widget elementor-widget-text-editor\" data-id=\"69308a75\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-e-type=\"widget\" data-settings=\"{&quot;drop_cap&quot;:&quot;yes&quot;}\" data-widget_type=\"text-editor.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<p>Banal! C\u2019\u00e9tait l\u2019insulte supr\u00eame dans les armoires de mon enfance, celles o\u00f9 nous tra\u00eenions, parfois plusieurs jours, renvers\u00e9s sur le c\u00f4t\u00e9, cultivant le mal de vivre de ceux qui se sentent d\u00e9laiss\u00e9s. Banal! Tellement qu\u2019on t\u2019oubliait l\u00e0, dans l\u2019obscurit\u00e9 relative, que personne ne d\u00e9plorait ton absence jusqu\u2019\u00e0 un soir de f\u00eate o\u00f9 la maison avait besoin de tous les r\u00e9cipients disponibles pour satisfaire l\u2019achalandage.<\/p><p>Alors seulement on pouvait entendre la voix \u2013 plus lasse que paniqu\u00e9e \u2013 de madame, parfois de monsieur, s\u2019inqui\u00e9ter de l\u2019individu translucide de la collection, celui qu\u2019on utilise rarement mais dont la pr\u00e9sence serait bien d\u2019adon pour faciliter le <em>potluck<\/em> du moment. Une main agit\u00e9e risquait alors l\u2019aventure jusqu\u2019\u00e0 l\u2019espace sombre et transversal o\u00f9 s\u2019accumule la poussi\u00e8re pour te ramener vers le grand jour.<\/p><p>N\u2019y voyez pas une lib\u00e9ration! Le mieux qui peut arriver \u00e0 un bol \u00e0 salade lorsqu\u2019on le sort de son marasme \u2013 du moins c\u2019est ce que je croyais dans mes jeunes ann\u00e9es \u2013 c\u2019est de bouffer trop de cette huile qui ne semble jamais vouloir partir au lavage.<\/p><p>Mais il existait une autre destin\u00e9e dont personne ne m\u2019avait jamais parl\u00e9. Une nouvelle occasion, un vent de fra\u00eecheur, une deuxi\u00e8me jeunesse. Cette chance \u00e0 saisir s\u2019est pr\u00e9sent\u00e9e apr\u00e8s une longue phase de r\u00e9clusion dans l\u2019ombre\u00a0: \u00e0 croire que plus personne ne mangeait de salade dans cette maison!<\/p><p>Cette chance \u00e0 saisir m\u2019a saisi un beau jour de pluie. J\u2019ai vu un petit soleil se lever dans l\u2019armoire. Un soleil \u00e0 cinq rayons. La lumi\u00e8re faite chair. Chair potel\u00e9e. Le petit soleil m\u2019a pris avec une vigueur surprenante. Il m\u2019a regard\u00e9. Il m\u2019a tap\u00e9 dessus avec une cuill\u00e8re. N\u2019a pas sembl\u00e9 satisfait. Il m\u2019a pos\u00e9 au sol et a tent\u00e9 de s\u2019asseoir au fond de moi. N\u2019a pas sembl\u00e9 satisfait. Il m\u2019a go\u00fbt\u00e9. N\u2019a pas sembl\u00e9 satisfait.<\/p><p>Et puis il m\u2019a pos\u00e9 sur sa t\u00eate. A ouvert grand les yeux. Et puis grand la bouche pour en laisser sortir quelque chose comme un son m\u00e9canique\u00a0: BIP BIP BIP. Et il s\u2019est mis en marche avec le sourire.<\/p><p>J\u2019\u00e9tais tout ce qui s\u00e9pare l\u2019enfance de l\u2019astronaute et on ne me l\u2019avait jamais dit.<\/p><p>\u00a0<\/p>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-69057fc3 elementor-widget elementor-widget-heading\" data-id=\"69057fc3\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-e-type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"heading.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t<h3 class=\"elementor-heading-title elementor-size-default\"><a href=\"https:\/\/pire-espece.com\/bestiaire\/auteur-trice-s\/\">Le bol \u00e0 salade aka \nLe casque d'astronaute<\/a><\/h3>\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<\/section>\n\t\t\t\t<section class=\"elementor-section elementor-top-section elementor-element elementor-element-7b7ea089 elementor-section-boxed elementor-section-height-default elementor-section-height-default\" data-id=\"7b7ea089\" data-element_type=\"section\" data-e-type=\"section\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-container elementor-column-gap-default\">\n\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-column elementor-col-100 elementor-top-column elementor-element elementor-element-10b9befc\" data-id=\"10b9befc\" data-element_type=\"column\" data-e-type=\"column\">\n\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-wrap elementor-element-populated\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-122163fb elementor-widget elementor-widget-global elementor-global-352 elementor-widget-image\" data-id=\"122163fb\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-e-type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"image.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<figure class=\"wp-caption\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<a href=\"https:\/\/pire-espece.com\/bestiaire\/\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"300\" height=\"201\" src=\"https:\/\/pire-espece.com\/bestiaire\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/02\/icone-mosaique.png\" class=\"attachment-full size-full wp-image-234\" alt=\"\" \/>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/a>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<figcaption class=\"widget-image-caption wp-caption-text\">Retour \u00e0 la mosa\u00efque<\/figcaption>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/figure>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<\/section>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>@ Mathieu Doyon @ Mathieu Doyon Banal! C\u2019\u00e9tait l\u2019insulte supr\u00eame dans les armoires de mon enfance, celles o\u00f9 nous tra\u00eenions, parfois plusieurs jours, renvers\u00e9s sur le c\u00f4t\u00e9, cultivant le mal de vivre de ceux qui se sentent d\u00e9laiss\u00e9s. Banal! Tellement qu\u2019on t\u2019oubliait l\u00e0, dans l\u2019obscurit\u00e9 relative, que personne ne d\u00e9plorait ton absence jusqu\u2019\u00e0 un soir &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/pire-espece.com\/bestiaire\/le-bol-a-salade\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continuer la lecture<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> de &laquo;&nbsp;Le bol \u00e0 salade&nbsp;&raquo;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":477,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"elementor_header_footer","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[12],"class_list":["post-396","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-objets","tag-objet"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v27.0 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/product\/yoast-seo-wordpress\/ -->\n<title>Le bol \u00e0 salade - Le Bestiaire d&#039;objets<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/pire-espece.com\/bestiaire\/le-bol-a-salade\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"fr_FR\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"Le bol \u00e0 salade - Le Bestiaire d&#039;objets\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"@ Mathieu Doyon @ Mathieu Doyon Banal! 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