{"id":1177,"date":"2019-05-10T16:29:25","date_gmt":"2019-05-10T21:29:25","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/pire-espece.com\/bestiaire\/?p=1177"},"modified":"2019-05-28T20:03:05","modified_gmt":"2019-05-29T01:03:05","slug":"la-chaise","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pire-espece.com\/bestiaire\/la-chaise\/","title":{"rendered":"La chaise"},"content":{"rendered":"\t\t<div data-elementor-type=\"wp-post\" data-elementor-id=\"1177\" class=\"elementor elementor-1177\" data-elementor-post-type=\"post\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<section class=\"elementor-section elementor-top-section elementor-element elementor-element-76aaed93 elementor-section-boxed elementor-section-height-default elementor-section-height-default\" data-id=\"76aaed93\" data-element_type=\"section\" data-e-type=\"section\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-container elementor-column-gap-default\">\n\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-column elementor-col-50 elementor-top-column elementor-element 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elementor-size-default\">La chaise<\/h1>\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<\/section>\n\t\t\t\t<section class=\"elementor-section elementor-top-section elementor-element elementor-element-35e8aa37 elementor-reverse-mobile elementor-section-boxed elementor-section-height-default elementor-section-height-default\" data-id=\"35e8aa37\" data-element_type=\"section\" data-e-type=\"section\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-container elementor-column-gap-default\">\n\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-column elementor-col-50 elementor-top-column elementor-element elementor-element-42d95af9\" data-id=\"42d95af9\" data-element_type=\"column\" data-e-type=\"column\" data-settings=\"{&quot;background_background&quot;:&quot;classic&quot;}\">\n\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-wrap elementor-element-populated\">\n\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-background-overlay\"><\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element 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src=\"https:\/\/pire-espece.com\/bestiaire\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/02\/affiche-petit-bonhomme-en-papier-carbonne.jpg\" class=\"attachment-full size-full\" alt=\"\" aria-describedby=\"gallery-3-188\" srcset=\"https:\/\/pire-espece.com\/bestiaire\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/02\/affiche-petit-bonhomme-en-papier-carbonne.jpg 600w, https:\/\/pire-espece.com\/bestiaire\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/02\/affiche-petit-bonhomme-en-papier-carbonne-223x300.jpg 223w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 709px) 85vw, (max-width: 909px) 67vw, (max-width: 984px) 61vw, (max-width: 1362px) 45vw, 600px\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<figcaption class='wp-caption-text gallery-caption' id='gallery-3-188'>\n\t\t\t\t\u00a9 photographe\n\t\t\t\t<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-column elementor-col-50 elementor-top-column elementor-element elementor-element-7467ef6e\" data-id=\"7467ef6e\" data-element_type=\"column\" data-e-type=\"column\">\n\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-wrap elementor-element-populated\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-31080a7d elementor-drop-cap-yes elementor-drop-cap-view-default elementor-widget elementor-widget-text-editor\" data-id=\"31080a7d\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-e-type=\"widget\" data-settings=\"{&quot;drop_cap&quot;:&quot;yes&quot;}\" data-widget_type=\"text-editor.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<p>Nous n&rsquo;avons pas besoin d&rsquo;engin statistique pour savoir que le mot qu&rsquo;elle r\u00e9p\u00e8te le plus souvent dans une journ\u00e9e est \u00abmaman\u00bb. En r\u00e9ponse, je croirais que l&rsquo;un des mots que je r\u00e9p\u00e8te le plus souvent \u2013 apr\u00e8s \u00ab non \u00bb, \u00ab arr\u00eate \u00bb et son pr\u00e9nom lanc\u00e9 un peu comme un sifflet de p\u00e9nalit\u00e9 \u2013 est \u00ab chaise \u00bb.<\/p><p>Comme dans :<br \/>&#8211; Assois-toi comme il faut sur ta chaise.<br \/>&#8211; Reste droite sur ta chaise.<br \/>&#8211; Rapproche ta chaise.<br \/>&#8211; On se ne met pas debout sur une chaise.<br \/>&#8211; Une chaise a quatre pattes.<\/p><p>Je suis plate?<\/p><p>Je suis une m\u00e8re. Pas une metteure en sc\u00e8ne.<\/p><p>Il y a ses chaises \u00e0 elle; celles qui servent aussi de promontoire pour atteindre tout ce qui, dans une biblioth\u00e8que, se veut hors de sa port\u00e9e.<\/p><p>Il y a les chaises de cuisine tellement sales et coll\u00e9es, comme si elle les croyait vivantes au point de vouloir leur fournir quelques restes de table.<\/p><p>Il y a la chaise d&rsquo;ordinateur dont elle use le tournis, provoquant cet assourdissant bruit r\u00e9p\u00e9titif de la chaise qui heurte le bureau. Je lui demande d&rsquo;arr\u00eater, tout en sachant bien qu&rsquo;aucun enfant ne peut r\u00e9sister \u00e0 une chaise qui tourne.<\/p><p>Et il y a la vieille chaise de Grand-Maman Paulo, chaise noire et capitonn\u00e9e, engin de toutes les acrobaties. Elle peut m\u00eame se faufiler entre le bras et le si\u00e8ge, man\u0153uvre dont elle sort un peu \u00e9chevel\u00e9e comme si ma grand-m\u00e8re, de son ailleurs tr\u00e8s lointain, lui avait fait une \u00e9treinte un peu brusque.<\/p><p>Je ne suis pas metteure en sc\u00e8ne, mais je sais bien que les objets ont des personnalit\u00e9s.<\/p>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-314a7560 elementor-widget elementor-widget-heading\" data-id=\"314a7560\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-e-type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"heading.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t<h3 class=\"elementor-heading-title elementor-size-default\"><a href=\"https:\/\/pire-espece.com\/bestiaire\/auteur-trice-s\/\">Catherine, m\u00e8re d'une \u00e9quilibriste<\/a><\/h3>\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<\/section>\n\t\t\t\t<section class=\"elementor-section elementor-top-section elementor-element elementor-element-11b314d5 elementor-section-boxed elementor-section-height-default elementor-section-height-default\" data-id=\"11b314d5\" data-element_type=\"section\" data-e-type=\"section\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-container elementor-column-gap-default\">\n\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-column elementor-col-100 elementor-top-column elementor-element elementor-element-22b7e981\" data-id=\"22b7e981\" data-element_type=\"column\" data-e-type=\"column\">\n\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-wrap elementor-element-populated\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-5830428e elementor-widget elementor-widget-global elementor-global-352 elementor-widget-image\" data-id=\"5830428e\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-e-type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"image.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<figure class=\"wp-caption\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<a href=\"https:\/\/pire-espece.com\/bestiaire\/\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"300\" height=\"201\" src=\"https:\/\/pire-espece.com\/bestiaire\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/02\/icone-mosaique.png\" class=\"attachment-full size-full wp-image-234\" alt=\"\" \/>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/a>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<figcaption class=\"widget-image-caption wp-caption-text\">Retour \u00e0 la mosa\u00efque<\/figcaption>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/figure>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<\/section>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>https:\/\/youtu.be\/mI2SWX5nzKg \u00a9 photographe \u00a9 photographe \u00a9 photographe Nous n&rsquo;avons pas besoin d&rsquo;engin statistique pour savoir que le mot qu&rsquo;elle r\u00e9p\u00e8te le plus souvent dans une journ\u00e9e est \u00abmaman\u00bb. 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